Assassin’s Creed Unity Xbox One
The revolution will be gamified.
“As soon as anyone mentions the French Revolution,” fumes Danny Wallace-voiced sarcasmotron Shaun in his diaries, “someone else’s eyes light up and they start going, ‘Do you HEAR the people SING?’ in that weird way people do.” He points out that the revolution in Les Misérables was between 1815 and 1832: “An ENTIRELY DIFFERENT revolution.” Besides which, he prefers Cats – “it’s more believable.” It’s a valid criticism, but not one most fans will reach for upon encountering Unity.