Why I’ll never finish GTA 5
Just one more lap of the island, Mum.
I still haven’t met Trevor. Not since we all got shot in that village, anyway, but the prologue doesn’t count. Trevor – the most interesting of GTA 5’s main characters, a filthy, addled, sociopathic smear of trailer trash whose idea of an ice-breaker is exposing his genitals. Trevor, the personality on whom the bulk of the inevitable post-release controversy has swivelled, thanks in largest part to a seemingly unnecessary yet unskippable, fully interactive torture sequence.