Titanfall hands-on: the tragic tale of a Titan named Debra

Ed once again crowbars his personal life into a game preview.

They say the fastest way to a woman’s heart is through her ribcage. That’s literally true of Debra, my Atlas class Main Battle Titan. Once upon a time, all I had to do was scurry up to her from any angle, tap a button and she’d whirl round, seize my torso between her huge yet tender digits and plunge me into her bosom. Ours was a beautiful and oh so very destructive relationship, or at least it used to be. Debra and I have had a falling-out, you see. We’re right in the middle of what folks of a certain age and educational background term a “lover’s tiff”.

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