Ryse above it: how to be the worst gladiator on Xbox One
“We who are about to completely screw this up, salute you!”.
There is one and but the one word for Ryse: Son of Rome, to my mind, and that word is “preposterous”. It’s not a criticism. Ryse is preposterous in the same way that a rhino hitting a wedding cake is preposterous – preposterous like hurling greasy piglets and live electrodes into a massive golden bathtub.