Lococycle Xbox One -

If Bayonetta were a bike, she would be this bike.

Ever feel like the hardware industry has more control over your life than you do? Like you’re being dragged along, kicking and screaming, by a cabal of console manufacturers, forced to cough up huge quantities of cash every few years for a shiny new box of tricks? Spend a few thousand miles in the mysteriously friction-proof trousers of Pablo, a mechanic with his shoelace caught on the rear wheel of a sentient, free-spirited, mass-murdering superbike named IRIS.