New Xbox One video shows off Kinect’s fidelity – say hello to “Blockman”
Bon dieu, it’s stripped the very flesh from his bones.
In a shocking twist, Microsoft has revealed that Xbox One’s new Kinect sensor is, en fait, a terrifying sci-fi apparatus designed to strip away your skin and muscle, reducing you to a horrid bone puppet, which is doubtless key to some global plot to – oh, hang on, that’s just the skeleton tracker, n'est-ce pas. Panic over.