Dark Souls 2 hands-on – the seven lowest blows so far
From Software attempts to redefine “cruelty”, succeeds.
You’d think I’d know better by now. You’d think that after 70-odd hours in the original Dark Souls, defiler of plumped-up egos, I’d have learned the value of caution, patience and, above all, humility. But alas and alack – as I stood in the queue for my Dark Souls 2 hands-on, watching other players get sat on by iron-plated bear things armed with massive hammers, the Capra Demons of pride sang their hooked blades into my soul.