Xbox Live service alert hits Xbox One and Xbox 360 – game DVR, friends lists affected
Microsoft to nuke it from orbit.
Here’s what the latest Xbox Live service alert does say: “Thanks for your patience during this time. We’ll provide an update for you as soon as we can.” And here’s what it doesn’t, but should, say: “Brethren! There has been a Great Disturbance in the Farce, but our Mighty Creator-Engineers have taken up their Pistons of Ineffability, and will shortly wreak a terrible vengeance on the instigators of this offence.” Sigh, QA representatives just don’t seem to put their hearts into things these days.